free sms server via bluetooth

why?
well, it's fun to feel your'e screwing cell companies and it's not costing you anything
how -
1) internet-connected computer + bluetooth card with Xtra-large antenna (for maximum range)
"According to an article entitled Bluetooth a Mile Away in Popular Science, installation of a 5 dbi antenna can extend the range of a Bluetooth USB Class 1 dongle to a mile. " I assume/hope a practical range comp<-->phone will be at least 200 feet.
2) user on street/office/campus making connection (i don't know what software is needed for this) with his cell and sending a message to computer , along with number
3) computer sends SMS through any free service available.
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